It was the air freshener (srsly)

Today I had another interesting pickup.

I had a pickup over in the Eastown area tonight so I headed over to the pickup on Ethel street.  I pulled up to the house and there was several people outside on the porch steps drinking and smoking pot (from the smell of it.)  The girl sauntered outside with the swagger of a 100 shots of liquor and up to my Jeep.  She struggled to open the door to the point that I almost got out to open the door for her.  She gets in, and immediately she asks about my car freshener and tells me if she throws up it’s because of that and not because she’s drunk, while she’s frantically rolling the window down as quickly as possible.  Like, she literally said that.  So i told her what kind it was as I pulled it out of the vent grill and set it aside on the odd chance it was really true.  She then informs me that yes, she’s definitely allergic to that brand and she’s definitely going to puke because of it.  I started off towards her house because it wasn’t very far away, only about 5 minutes.  She spent the entire time assuring me that she wasn’t drunk and that it was the air fresher, even after I assured her I had removed it.

Sure, Girl.

Thankfully we arrived puke free and my puke free streak holds.

Author: peter

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